[HTF theme song]

Starring: Disco Bear, Sprinkles the Squirrel, Flippy, and Marvel the cat
Featuring: Everybody, plus my band and ~Charcunga's characters Pearl and Marvel?

Almost there...

[Giggles fade out]

[Close in on a lighted concert hall and then in a dressing room where Disco Bear is singing and posing, pursing his lips at his reflection.]

Disco Bear: Oh yeah! Ugh! *clicks and points at himself* Lookin gooood!

[Lumpy who was the manager for the occasion was wearing a baseball cap backwards and holding a clipboard]

Lumpy: Disco Bear, you're up in five!

Disco Bear: Oh yeah, I'm ready.

Lumpy walked away and gagged with his finger down his throat at the thought of Disco Bears "Funky Fresh Performance".

[Disco Bear looks away from admiring himself when he heard rock music and singing women in the next dressing room. He went out into the hallway and stared at a star-plated door with "Razzle Dazzle" engraved into the surface. He turned the knob and took a peek, his eyes becoming hearts.]

Disco Bear: Oooo!

[In the room were three girls. A magenta and pink racoon wearing an evil-faced heart singing her lungs out and swaying. There was a shy looking purple deer that he noted looked similiar to Mime without makeup wearing brown and tan with a cookie on the tan base of her shirt playing the drums and occassionally singing as well. Disco Bear shook his head at both - the doe was too shy and the racoon reminded him too much of a female Shifty or Lifty the way she tried to hog the spotlight.]

Sprinkles: "DON'T MESS WITH MEEEEEEEEE!" :rockon::rock:

[Disco Bear turned his head to where the shriek that broke glass came from and grinned broadly. There sliding on her knees and playing a red triangular-bodied guitar was a white squirrel with a black tail with white speckles and black speckles on her white fur wearing black ripped clothing. Around one of her eyes was a rade criss-crossed star, obscure dby messy black hair. A gray strip ran down to her nose.]

Disco: Oooooh baby. I think I found my one true love! Better go work on my moves one more time.

In yet another room, Toothy, Marvel, and Moody were jamming out.

Marvel: I think we need a new band name but other than that we're great!

Toothy: Yeah. everyone in the band can sing, but no one writes lyrics like yours, Marvel!

Marvel: I have great inspiration...

Moody: *elbows him in the ribs* So is Pearly-whirl gonna show tonight?

Marvel: I told her Marvelous would be here.

Toothy: Ah, so you're performing as him tonight?

Marvel: Yeah.

Moody: With you as Marvelous there we're definately a shoe in this year! I mean c'mon, we're up against DISCO BEAR.

[The three laughed and began to mimic disco dancing and rehearsing Disco Bear's 80's pick-up-lines, unable to control there laughing.]

Lumpy stood on stage: Happy Tree Ladies and Gentlemen!!! Are you ready to rock!?

[The crowd which consisted of all HTF characters was silent, annoyed at Lumpy's lame opening line. Been there heard that... Lumpy was unfazed. ]

Lumpy: Alrighty then! Let's give a round of applause for DISCO BEAR as he sings his song, "Get Down and Get Together"!!!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOO!

Giggles: Not HIM!

Petunia: KEEP THAT SQUARE OFF THE STAGE!!!

MTM and Razzle Dazzle: *watching from behind stage*

Disco Bear: *rips off his jacket exposing his hairy chest* Oh yeah!*dances* Uh-huh!*thrust* Ooooo!

Pop: *covers Cub's eyes*

Giggles: Ugh! Put your shirt on PLEASE!

Flaky: My eyes, my eyes I wanna die!!!

Cuddles: C'MON!!! PUT TOOTHY ON!

Flippy: *flipped out eyes but isn't evil**rips out one of Flaky's spines and throws it between Disco Bear's legs and JUST misses* :

Disco Bear: Thank you! Thank you very much! *walks off stage nervously*

Crowd: *cheers* Flippy! Flippy!

Flippy:

Sprinkles: ...

Lumpy: Next up! On popular demand, we bring you RAZZLE DAZZLE!

Girls: WHOOOOOOO!

[The Mole who was working the lights went to turn the lights on them as the girls came out on stage, the light going out.]

Lumpy: *whispers angrilly* The light, the light!

The Mole: ! *bags on it and is electricuted, the lights popping as glass rained down on them.

[Razzberry's left eye was bleeding and filled with glass, Cookie cring and panicking in the same some, the spotlight which was once occupied unhinging from it's spot falling and crashing down on her head. Razzberry who was running around and flailing her arms at this point slipped in Cookie's blood and fell on her face, the glass getting pushed through her head. As more glass fell, Disco bear jumped in and attempted to save Sprinkles but only crush her spine under his weight.]

Sprinkle: UGH! :hurt:ain: How much do you way, man!?

Disco Bear: Eheheheh.

[The crowd was now running around and screaming. Cuddles and Giggles were running ahead to the exit but tripped and fell, the frightened crowd running them over and mashing them like overriped fruit, their twitching hands grabbing each other.]

Toothy: We gotta get out! The crowd's gone mad!

Marvel: Pearl's out there! I gotta save her! Pearl!!!

[Marvel went into his Venom-like outfit as he became Marvelous and ran out into the danger zone.]

Toothy: *looks around* Moody!? Where are you!?

[As soon as Toothy ran out as well, the dressing room closet opened to reveal Moody hung by a sleeve with a bloody note in her paw.]

[The screaming reminded Flippy of his home torn apart by War as a child and caused him to flip out. As Shifty and Lifty passed him he jumped out and stepped on their tails at the same time causing their tails and whole skeletons to be ripped out from the rest of there bodies. As Petunia and Flaky stood near each other back-to-back Flippy walked up to Flaky smiling with his eyes closed.]

Flaky: Oh! H-Hi Flippy.

Flippy: *opens eyes and leers at her* Flippy's not here right now. Please leave a message after the--

[Flippy pushed Flaky into a turning Petunia, all of Flaky's spines gouging her body, her tongue now hanging out, her internals and eyeballs on the tips of the quills. Throwing the both over Flippy jumped on Flaky's back where Petunia's corpse was, mashing her up and gouging Flaky with her own spines.]

[Lumpy walked onto stage smiling, expecting to be able to introduce MTM when he gaped at all the bodies - aside from the ones described earlier, Handy looked to have been gutted then fed his own insides, Russel had his eye, heart, and brain skewered onto his hooks, the three holes in his body where they were spewing blood, Mime's antler pushed so down deep through his body they they popped out of his feet, and Sniffles with his snout wrapped around his neck in a bow, the top of his head blown off. The only ones left to see were Pearl, Toothy, and Nutty who sat there teeth chattering with no candy on his body.]

To Be Continued...